Reading reviews about garage door installations is very interesting. Some people have quite a lot to say on the matter, and others are more stoic. Some people give scathing remarks about their garage door repair person, and others are quite happy with their service. Here is an example of a "reply" a consumer made to her garage door repair person:
I feel somewhat interested, and somewhat overwhelmed with this. There is so much being thrown at me, and so much I do not yet understand, and such promise of finally getting to understand it. So that's exciting.
But at the same time, I wish you would cut me a break, you know? I'm your average consumer. I'm not clever enough to piece all the tiny clues together, you have to give me stronger hints! I don't know enough about garage doors to figure things out by myself, I need your guidance. Reveal things to me that will lead me to understand them in the way you want me to. Even stories that just toss their readers in the thick of things take care to introduce important concepts so that readers can understand them. There are just so many names that are flying over my head, and i know YOU have thought them out, that you know what everything is. It's insanely frustrating.
BUT. It has such a powerful ring of authenticity, of being a real myth, if that makes sense. The numbers you use (the seven cities, the usage of three days, three this, seven that). It has the cadence of a legend, and the final paragraph is wonderful. The Wounder and the HEaler.
It's just so, so dense. It's Tolkienesque in its resemblance of a history text, a scripture. It's incredibly rich, of course, but also. Kind of over the top for a review about garage doors, wouldn't you say?